Devout Dilettante Mugs

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"...I try to communicate with Desmond, but all he ever does is grunt."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

'Should I buy or sell?'

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

The singles bar...

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

One Way/Two Ways.

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

Time Out Room

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Prisoner to other: 'But what I actually ended up doing was consolidating all my debts into one ten-year sentence.'

'He has trouble choosing what he wants.'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

"Eenie meenie miney mo..."

"Let's see which decision gets reversed first."