Devotee Of Satire Pillows

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Berlin Peace Movement

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Knights of the Round Whatever

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

John Banville

Art Vandalism

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'Never to be seen again!"

Jonathan Swift

Russia Attempts to Woo Italy from the Triple Alliance

Might Versus Right.

"New law, Diogenes. We're confiscating your barrel."

An Angel with a Devil's Shadow