Devotee Of Satire Pillows

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Berlin Peace Movement

Reese Witherspoon

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

The Modern Damocles -

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Knights of the Round Whatever

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

John Banville

Art Vandalism

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

'Never to be seen again!"

Russia Attempts to Woo Italy from the Triple Alliance

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

Jonathan Swift

Might Versus Right.

'At this price, I only have to sell one bottle to have a good year.'