Devoted Voter T-Shirts

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

The Hug

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

Give Me Hope

"Why do you hate leap years?"

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

"What? Not what you expected when you voted for me?"

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

Biden or Bust

'You can be leader when we get to the bottom.'

DemoNcracy

"I'm afraid there's a no-return policy on those...you elected him, you're stuck with him..."