Devoted Voter Prints

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

The Hug

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

Such an Important Election. But Why?

Dumocrats

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

Give Me Hope

Man turns into an angel.

"Why do you hate leap years?"

Us Dictatorships Have To Stick Together

Biden or Bust

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

"What? Not what you expected when you voted for me?"

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

'You can be leader when we get to the bottom.'

I think I'm going to vote for Donald Trump. What? Why? Because he's trending. The slow recovery, the healthcare system, ISIS, the rest of the world

DemoNcracy