Devilishly Quirky Soul Mugs

The record shop in biker hell - "Remember to choose something you'll be happy listening to for all of eternity!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Frizzbee statue.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

The Final Selfie

Meowlzebub

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Bunny Pranks

Shoe repair

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Face painting - children have no faces

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Snowballs!

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Big man on Krampus

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'T.S.I.F.'

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"