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"It was owned by a little old lady who only drove it ... no wait, that won't work."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Going Down?

Meowlzebub

"Any references?"

Demonic Repossession.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Heaven and Hell

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Gas Bill

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Publish and Be Damned

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

A Heated Argument

The lessor of two evils.

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."