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'Flamboyance aside, he's still a damn fine sales manager.'

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Mephistopheles

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

'T.S.I.F.'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"So much for eternal rest."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Swelling

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Marathon in Hell.

Summer in Hell

Devil cello

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'I think that I flew into a down draft.'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.