Devilish Laugh Seeker Prints

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

The Final Selfie

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Ask Sadie

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Well, that was a total waste of time!