Devilish Comedienne Prints

"Up, please."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Another day at work would be one too many...

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Rap music

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

A private jet takes off

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Rodin's Thinker.

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

Exit Next Left

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Clubbing

Midwest Winter Items.

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'No high dives off the veranda, OK?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.