Devil-may-care Dreamers Mugs

Whatever!

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Do something for the environment.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"Baseball is boring."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"The 'Ex' huh?"

New Year Revolution

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

Some make better deals than others.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

All Hell Breaks lose.

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

Vicar pulls public-toilet hand towel which reads 'The end is nigh'

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

'I've had it with this job!! I wanna be a lumberjack!!'

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

Chairlift to hell.

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

Morning Genie

"You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude."

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

Devil climbing ladder into heaven.

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

'Crazy bastard.'

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

Running with the Devil.

'We've got you down here as being a devil-may-care drunken lecher. What do you say to that?'

'This is the first Stag and Doe party I've ever been to...'