Devil-may-care Dreamers Mugs

Whatever!

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Do something for the environment.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"The 'Ex' huh?"

New Year Revolution

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Some make better deals than others.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

All Hell Breaks lose.

Vicar pulls public-toilet hand towel which reads 'The end is nigh'

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

'I've had it with this job!! I wanna be a lumberjack!!'

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

Chairlift to hell.

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

Morning Genie

"You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude."

Devil climbing ladder into heaven.

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

'Crazy bastard.'

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

Running with the Devil.

'We've got you down here as being a devil-may-care drunken lecher. What do you say to that?'

'This is the first Stag and Doe party I've ever been to...'

'This day is just going from bad to worse!'