Detox Debater Pillows

'How is the detox going?'

Be Healthy

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

And now, for a rebuttal.

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

The last word.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Woo-hoo!"

Global warming debate.

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note