Determination Gifts

"You just don't see that kind of can-do attitude every day."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Early Piety

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Courage. Love.

"I might just get a pie."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'