Detective Of Romance Games Mugs

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Am I through to the next round?"

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"It's not what you think."

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'

'We had the perfect marriage until we took the magazine quiz.'

'Girls! I won't understand them if I live to be six.'

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'