Detail-oriented Friend T-Shirts

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'Know what your problem is, Fenster? You don't pay attention to detail.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

When Engineers Crack.

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Office of quality assurance"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

Micromanagement

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'In, out, fiddling.'

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

A man working on a model airplane

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

'Sir, your details man is here.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Bravo, Paul. You've done more for the back of my head than I ever dreamed possible."

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

Dotting I's and crossing T's.

'In the vast totality of the universe one sees God - the devil is in the details.'

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'