Destiny Decipherer Prints

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"It will be all your fault."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"I'll be right back."

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'What a twist of fate!'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

Don't even dream of parking here.

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.