Destiny Decipherer Mugs

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

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"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"It will be all your fault."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"I'll be right back."

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

'What a twist of fate!'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

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Last chance for dream analysis.