Dessert Die-hard Pillows

"I'd like seconds!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Today's special... donuts.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Gooseberry Fool...

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

His Her Cakes

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Cake Friday!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Chocolate Shop

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"