Dessert Admirer Mugs

Marie Antoinette listens to a worried waiter as riots erupt outside the window.

"Meals on Wheels"

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

Cupcakes!

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Gooseberry Fool...

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Banana Split Personality

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

His Her Cakes

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"