Dessensualantionalist Mugs

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"I want a pony!"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"That must be Java Man!"

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'Sleaze, please.'

Academics At the Beach

Time Out Room

Abstract painter

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

Forbidden love.

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

A man is tied to a chair and forced to watch TV news.

'I'm going to really miss you next year, Harold.'

'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.'