Desk Workout Warrior Mugs

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

In basket-case.

Golfing Boss

Overworked in the office

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Office zombie.

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"Time to do it in!"

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

It's a big misconception. Everyone thinks hell is all fire. Actually, it's all paperwork.'

'He's under office-arrest.'

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Frustrated at the office.

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

Job Security

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

Shredder.

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

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