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Desk Duty Warrior Mugs
Kickstart their workday with a mug that celebrates the desk duty warrior in them. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs add humor and inspiration to their daily routine.
'Here's your lunch, Tomkins.'
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
In basket-case.
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
Storm in the out tray
Working hours.
Overworked in the office
'Salaries Manager. No.'
"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."
"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
Some days at work can be more challenging than others.
Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'
The Great Pyramid of Paperwork
"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'
'I hate Mondays.'
'Dog eat dog.'
The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!
'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'
"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
'I blame the nothing for something culture.'
Working 9 to 5.
'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'
Why am I running?
'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'
"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"
Desk Duty Warrior Mugs Collection
Desk Duty Warrior Pillows
Comfort and humor combine in our pillows, perfect for adding personality to any desk or home office space.
Desk Duty Warrior Prints
Decorate the workspace with prints that celebrate the hardworking desk warrior—motivational and witty art that inspires daily.
Desk Duty Warrior T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the pride and humor of desk duty warriors—ideal for wearing their dedication with a smile.