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Bad Office Planning

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Gay Times...

Shake it all about sign on desk

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Office Ergonomics.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Big desks take time.

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Wow, my own desk!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'This better be important.'

Angry boss

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

CEO (Out to lunch).

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

In and Out

"Okay, take in the new Persian carpets and the mahogany furniture and if you need more space throw out the big plants and this ugly old thing."