Desk Putting Champion Pillows

"Wider."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Golfing Boss

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

In, out, shake it all about.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

InOutYada Yada.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Tee for Two!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Man with Sword in Penholder

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Duh!"

'I am an unhappy employee.'

'Ed's busy, but someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth will be right with you.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Job Stress.

Golf

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.