Desk Putting Champion Pillows

"Wider."

Golfing Boss

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

In, out, shake it all about.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

InOutYada Yada.

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Tee for Two!

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Man with Sword in Penholder

"Duh!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Ed's busy, but someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth will be right with you.'

'I am an unhappy employee.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Golf