Desk Pilot Prints

Man driving his desk along a street.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Morning, all!"

Servicemen.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Walking Luggage.

Time for More Paperwork

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."