Desk Pilot Mugs

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Servicemen.

"Morning, all!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Time for More Paperwork

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'