Desk Jockey Sympathizer Mugs

Start their workday with a smile by gifting a mug that captures the spirit of a dedicated desk jockey. Our humorous and uplifting designs will brighten their coffee break and remind them they're appreciated.

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"Your job will be to bang your head against this wall from nine to five each day."

"Your job will be to bang your head against this wall from nine to five each day." mockup

"Your job will be to bang your head against this wall from nine to five each day."

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.' mockup

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?" mockup

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

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"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal." mockup

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

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"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims." mockup

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw." mockup

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

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'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.' mockup

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

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"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!" mockup

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?" mockup

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.' mockup

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

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'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.' mockup

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

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"Morning, all!"

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"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be." mockup

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

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"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!" mockup

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

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Time for More Paperwork

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"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!" mockup

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

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Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

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'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?' mockup

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

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'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.' mockup

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

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"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me." mockup

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

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Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

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"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

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'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.' mockup

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

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"I feel your pain."

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'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.' mockup

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

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Lumbar support animal

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Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus' mockup

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

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Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.

Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business. mockup

Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.

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Work Slave

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"We should have taken the cubicles." mockup

"We should have taken the cubicles."

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'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.' mockup

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

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"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"They don't pull their punches here, do they." mockup

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

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'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.' mockup

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

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Desk Jockey Sympathizer Mugs Collection

Desk Jockey Sympathizer Pillows

Brighten up any workspace or lounge area with our playful pillows. They add a touch of humor and comfort for the dedicated desk jockey.

Desk Jockey Sympathizer Prints

Decorate their office or home with our quirky prints, designed to resonate with the creative workspace hero. Brighten their day with a humorous or inspiring piece.

Desk Jockey Sympathizer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts crafted for the creative desk jockey. Witty, comfortable, and expressive—perfect for those who work hard and love to have fun.