Desk Dummy Juggling Trays Mugs

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Golfing Boss

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Morning, all!"

Multi-tasking.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Time for More Paperwork

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I feel your pain."

Lumbar support animal

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

National Boss Monument.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'