Desk Dozer Pillows

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Organization is not rocket science!

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

The Pencil and Sharpener

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Tell Figgis I'm busy.

Two stressed drinking birds

"We need a better piling system."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'