Desk Dozer Pillows

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Organization is not rocket science!

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Two stressed drinking birds

Tell Figgis I'm busy.

"We need a better piling system."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'