Designing Desperado Gifts

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

The Suite Hereafter

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

A singing microphone.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Jenga!!!

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Punk Angel

"Have't seen this before...I'll need to ask the boss."

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Maybe it's infected."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Heavenly meetings.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

The spirit's flight

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."