Designing A Pet-friendly Home Gifts

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Family with pets.

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Shelter Cat Nap

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'We'll take it!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Landing That Tough Account

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

Pyramid Dog House.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.

"How much we talking for a deck?"

Irony.

Voodoo fish.

Cat shot from mouse hole.

House cat scratching everything but scratching post.

'It's all right - he IS bio-degradable.'

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'