Designer Fashion Prints

'£800. How can you hide this from your husband?'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"Well, I'm not sure you can use it as collateral... Is it a designer label shirt?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Demure lady with gloves

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

' A good idea '

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

I quilt therefore I am

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Victorian Lady

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bad hair day!

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'She's so put together!'

The Style of Elements

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'