Designer Brands Pillows

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

'No they're not Calvin Kleins - why? Has he got a pair of pants like these?'

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Kill A Village

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Use your imagination.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Bright idea

Eureka!

Creative department

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Innovative

Bright Idea

When Engineers Crack.

'We've re-branded.'

'Have you no common scents?!'