Designer Bottle Collector Mugs

"Of course name brand is worth it. They come in these beautiful designer bottles."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

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Baloneystini

Bottletrees.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Wine of the Day Club

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Wine

Ad Valorem

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Red for me, please.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

A Good Year.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Over there - an island!"

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Submarine

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

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Great Moments in Beer

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'