Designer Bags Mugs

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

It bag and no knickers!

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Tartan Coats

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'£800. How can you hide this from your husband?'

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

'Yes, we're expensive but each one comes with its very own free receipt.'

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

"Have you got anything in Italic ?"

"Go on have a guess, Manolo Blahniks, or Jimmy Choos?"

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

'No they're not Calvin Kleins - why? Has he got a pair of pants like these?'