Designer Bag Aficionado Mugs

To them it's just a Prada handbag

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

It bag and no knickers!

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

Handbags Authenticated

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

Death carries a bag for life

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Adventure

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

She had a thing about Tote bags.

Handbag pets

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

Designer Sportswear.

'It's an old Sicilian message; pay up or we'll send a designer alligator!'

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'