Design Technology Teacher Pillows

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Early Laptops.'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Education.

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

'Is this the small engines class?'

Close all your windows please.

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

Teacher to student having brought apple: 'Bring me a Blackberry.'

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'