Design Technology Instructor Pillows

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Early Laptops.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

Education.

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

'Is this the small engines class?'

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

Close all your windows please.

"The creative department? Just go down here until everyone looks, sounds and dresses the same."

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'