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"That pack there, please...no, not that packet, those ones....no not them...next to that pack, no, other way..."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

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"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

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You are here.

'This doesn't look good.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

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"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Oculist.

Bob is worried about violating the chain of command.

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"Fake."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"It's 6 o'clock. Do you know what's trending now?"

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'