Descendant Mugs

Dave's most treasured possession was the picture he had of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robot Parts $5

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Come dine with me!

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Art Student.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Larry's used art

'I have this fear of the real world...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Skipping Horse

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Polly txt speak