Deputy Prime Minister Prints

John Prescott

New Resident of Downing Street

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

William Pitt the Elder

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Take a letter,'

Mice in the Commons

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

Do something for the environment.

Tony Blair

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Br... No Exit

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

How To Spot A Politician

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

François Guizot

al-Maliki.

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"Motion denied then"

Tony Blair: The Early Years. 'I'm invisitble - nobody can see me!'

Theresa May's ignores a stab in the back.

Newly Married M.P. and his Wife

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

William Hague as a punk.

Mean Sheriff.

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.