Children line up to talk to Santa
Department Store Worker Mugs
Discover a range of witty mugs designed especially for the dedicated department store worker. Perfect for their coffee or tea, these humorous cups add a smile to their busy shifts.
Mannequin's Rights.
"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"
Killer Executive Suits.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'
'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.
'She's so put together!'
"Most of these pelts were suicides."
A women in a shoeshop.
Special offer on snakeskin ties.
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
New Suit.
Sale! Weed Whackers
'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
Friday
'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'
"We're odd looking but just as good."
"How was work?"
New Shoes.
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
'I'd like to return this, please.'
"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"
"We need a union!'
"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"
Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.
'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'
Department Store Worker Mugs Collection
Department Store Worker Pillows
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Department Store Worker Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with prints that celebrate the hardworking spirit of department store employees.
Department Store Worker T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts for retail staff. A great way for department store workers to wear their pride and humor.