Dentist Appointment Reminder Pillows

Brush your teeth!

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"That explains all the cavities."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'Who's next?'

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

"Relax. You might feel a little pinch."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

The Wheel of Life

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"Now where was I?"

Taking blood pressure

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

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Medical Exam

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.