Dental Office Opening T-Shirts

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'You shouldn't have.'

"That explains all the cavities."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Modular Offices

Dentist Training School.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Hanging out your shingle

"It does make a statement."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'Flexi-space.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."