Dental Adventures Pillows

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Dentists on Holiday

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Dentimony.