Denial Wizard Prints

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Computer whisperer.

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

The Town Tweeter

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'LIAR!'

Magician producing the Euro

"Stop tearing around in here and go play online."

Scottish Dialect

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

Newspapers.

Basketball net above the garage door.