Demonology Ponderer Prints

Descartes's Demon

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Why bother?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Needs to get a life"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Ghost puddle

Afraid of change - leave it here.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Ivan Turgenev

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"