Demonology Amateur Mugs

Meowlzebub

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"...it's another metal detector."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Hellbillies.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

Descartes's Demon

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Evolution

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

'At least it's a dry heat'

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

"I met somebody with a hut."

Excercising demons

Mudlarking

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

"I'm telling you, these drinks have been watered down"