Demonically Delicious Mugs

"It's fondue night!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Hellbillies.

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Me, Alice and God

"What were you expecting?"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

Devil cello

"Hog Hell"

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

"I can't decide if I'm in the mood for Italian or hay."

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

"What's good here?"

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

'It's my day off.'

Employee Of The Month

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

'I had an overwhelming urge to be nice again. I think I need a holiday.'

"To be honest, I miss a good burger and fries."

Satan relaxes at home with the Hounds of Hell and Ted, his favorite image/media consultant.

Devil in the Oven

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

Diarrhoea Discussion Class: Runs Until Friday

'We've outsourced intake to the intimidation experts.'