Demon Fashionista Pillows

"Notice anything different about me?"

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Cats on the couch.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

The Cat Spa

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

I think the cat wants to go out.