Demon Fashionista Pillows

"Notice anything different about me?"

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Cats on the couch.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The Cat Spa

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"We should start wearing masks."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."