Demon Conqueror Prints

"Go on!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Crop duster wanted.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

The horn of paper

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

In the red

Office De-cluttering

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"